West Wing Math Joke

President Bartlet: Sweden has a 100% literacy rate, Leo: 100%! How do they do that? Leo McGarry: Well, maybe they don’t and they also can’t count.

Donna Moss on The West Wing

I think…our side has done a bad job explaining that what we’re fighting for is important. It’s not about abstract programs and endless acronyms, but real things that affect real people, like affording college. Donna in “Separation of Powers” on The West Wing

Amy Gardner on The West Wing

First of all, I’m crazy about the President, Josh. I’ve been crazy about him for longer than you’ve known who he was. And I’ll keep poking him with a stick. That’s how I show my love. Amy Gardner in “The Red Mass” on The West Wing